Family Before Pussies.

Cobwebs.

2011-12-14T16:13:00.002+08:00

We breezed through 2010-11 without any update.

I miss you guys.

Love la Love.

Understand-ment.

2009-08-25T14:48:00.002+08:00

I am beginning to loathe work.
Yes. I do.
It's not because of the work I do - it's quite manageable, nothing fun but reasonable and challenging enough.
It's because of the people I work with, the person I report to.
3 out of our 5 man (or women) team are ladies above the age of 35. (dare I say it.. some > 40)
They gossip half the time, in whispers and frantic note passings, and they have the incessant need to know EVERYTHING. What I did last night, what I ate for lunch, why am I sneezing...
I miss colleagues who are MY age, the youngest (aside from me) is F who's 29. (who looks like she's 18. Her gf looks more older!)
It's really amazing how gossipy they can get, to the extent of bitching about someone who's in the next freaking cubicle.
Someone should really tell them that as you grow older your hearing becomes terrible thus your whispered gossipings are FUCKING LOUD.
I wish I could get my one year over and done with so I can put a transfer request for Sydney.
I talk to my Australian counterparts more than my actual colleagues, they are so much more FUN. And they don't get all frigid when I say FUCK. Can you believe it? My boss doesn't even know what a pussy is.
This whole office is going to turn me into a nun I swear to God.

So that's work guys.

...

2009-07-14T18:38:00.004+08:00

...*taps mic*

hello? anyone here? guess not.

the email that sparked the best night EVAH.

2009-06-17T14:51:00.000+08:00

muhaha

2009-06-08T11:05:00.002+08:00

My friend posted this..... pretty funny after watching the original vid.

KT

earworm

2009-06-07T13:36:00.001+08:00

i can't stop clapping to this song.. enjoy!

Can you tell how sleepy I am?

2009-06-05T13:40:00.001+08:00

....and Sims 3 is out tomorrow!!!

2009-06-01T13:54:00.003+08:00

"mokey hokey!" (Simlish for "looks good to me")

Twilight Saga Update - also known as 'obviously a conversation between Nad and Marlia'

2009-06-01T13:29:00.008+08:00

OMG NAD! Have you seen this??

Effects were awesome. Jacob's phasing was awesome. Make up NOT patchy!

And Dakota Fanning couldn't be more perfect as Jane.

And guess who won ..

Best Kiss, Best Fight, Breakthrough Male Performance... and BEST MOVIE!!!

<3,>

Get it?

2009-05-26T14:58:00.000+08:00

whacked out

2009-05-21T21:16:00.000+08:00

This is how i get news about home...

2009-05-14T14:23:00.002+08:00

-Kenny

loneliness :

2009-04-25T22:38:00.004+08:00

it really isn't very bad.
once you get the hang of it, staring at blank walls becomes less threatening; more therepeutic.
re-reading books becomes magical once again, like visiting an old friend.
i think i'll be fine.
i just haven't been alone for a long while.
okay; back to wall staring.
maybe this time i can get to sleep.

thought of the day; like sand filtering through my fingers, losing something/someone is sometimes inevitable.

Random Schmandom.

2009-04-14T15:02:00.001+08:00

HAHAHA.

Warning : Smoking increases miscarriage risks. Quit : 1800-438-2000

2009-04-06T12:52:00.001+08:00

Nothing is as what it seems.

Marls says

2009-04-01T12:00:00.002+08:00

Shall we have a good old bbq soon?

Work is taking over my life and I need a good meal with good friends.

(that's where you come in!!!)

this is the end.

2009-03-12T22:06:00.001+08:00

My hands are searching for you
My arms are outstretched towards you
I feel you on my fingertips
My tongue dances behind my lips for you

This fire rising through my being
Burning I'm not used to seeing you

I'm alive, I'm alive

I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I'm breathing
Holding on to what I'm feeling
Savoring this heart that's healing

My hands float up above me
And you whisper you love me
And I begin to fade
Into our secret place

The music makes me sway
The angels singing say we are alone with you
I am alone and they are too with you

I'm alive, I'm alive

10 seconds of Fame.

2009-03-04T19:59:00.000+08:00

Was on my way home in the 40 min bus ride... felt I should give radio a shot, tuned into 987 fm, Shan and Roz. were on.
Listened to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus a bit of Hossiers, and then there was a game. LyricsLockdown. Kinda like donchforgetthelyliccccss! la, so song of the day was 'irreplaceable' - Beyonce. On a whim, I decided to call in. Imagine. On a crowded bus, singing along to my headpiece (my mp3 died.)and everyone looking at me like WTF.

Yes... that singing meant.. I won LyricsLockdown and got 4 passes to LiveNLoaded and tickets to HomeClub BEAT! feat DJ Lovefoxxx!!! HOLLAAAA!

3rd time I won radio contests. Alright Marlia *hi five self*! This seems to be a sign. 3rd time Idol, should I join hehhehhehhehhehheh.

judges :"are you the next singapore idol?"
me : "hell yeah HOLLLAAAA!"

-.-

do i look like i'm freaking balding?

2009-03-04T17:50:00.000+08:00

well DO I???

Marls says

2009-02-23T14:16:00.001+08:00

Nad's bf is a cool guy. Just cos he worked on Twilight and Pirates. LESPEK!

HELLO LAZY CRAIGSTERS

2009-02-19T12:54:00.002+08:00

can someone say UPDATE? "hollllllerr!"

so everyone, what is occuring?

i'm at work, just scarfed down a plate of chicken rice, or more appropriately a take away box of chicken rice - it's too hot to walk across the street and i'm too lazy plusss i'm wearing black.
kenny came and went again. last time. then we need to shut down this blog or rename it..

"kennygoaway.blogspot.com"

or maybe we should shift the limelight to someone else for a change. how about..

"jemoisaselfproclaimedwifebeater.blogspot.com"

"audmanagesyourmoney.blogspot.com"

"imbaksurfspornat2pm.blogspot.com"

"nadisREPRESENT.blogspot.com"

"marlsisthebest.blogspot.com"

so. is everyone psyched for this weekend??
i know i am. because i want to sleep.

Jetting off.

2008-12-23T13:05:00.004+08:00

I'm at T1, alone. Sent myself off. Sad man, travelling alone. :(

Thanks you guys, for all the messages. Amidst the tears, Jem as usual made me smile. (He actually told me to tell my relatives if they try to pick a fight with me, that I am Jemo's friend and he will beat the mfking shit outta them, I suggested to bring a photo and he actually replied "Well make sure my eyes are showing" LOL )

Oh and guess what, I'm actually hiding at the "free internet" station in transit, cos my MOTHER is on the same flight with me and I don't wanna bump into her at the transit area.

My uncle is picking me up at the ho chi minh airport though so I'll have to face her eventually.

Sucks asss big time.

So I guess this is how it feels, jetting off. Living a single life, holiday alone (granted, this isn't a holiday but you know what I mean.) Backpacking..

GOD I'M GOING TO VIETNAM ALONE. how cool is that. hahahaha.

ok gotta go to the gate holdroom. hopefully I don't bump into my mum.

chào từ biệt ai, chia tay ai!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

2008-12-13T14:47:00.001+08:00

i wanna be a vampire!!!!!!!!!!!!

-.-

2008-11-26T10:45:00.001+08:00

eh hallo eh.

soooo jem;s exams are done. when are you guys freeeeeeeeeeeee?

blogging from my phone.

2008-11-05T23:34:00.003+08:00

i wish i was in states now, just to soak up the atmosphere of the newly elected president. It's great, the fact that 'change and hope!... Hope and change!!' is the new mantra of the big bully. Well i don't think they're gonna be a bully anymore. I can't wait to see what's gonna happen for united states of america. This is great, for their country and for all the other countries in the world. The Bush has been trimmed. :)

2008-10-21T16:52:00.003+08:00

oh one more thing, if you do watch it, pls watch the whole thing. this is imbak btw

2008-10-21T16:49:00.002+08:00

to add to the previous post, the video is kinda sick. I dont know to laugh or to cry after watching that.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY KENNY

2008-10-21T16:44:00.002+08:00

ok so i remembered kenny had a nurse fantasy, i found this on the net, SO... HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNY!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=0580aa687adec0b6e4d3

Clearing the COBwebs

2008-10-15T21:31:00.002+08:00

FARK SCH....iam so sick of the way things are now...i dun even have time for shits...

i miss the craigs
i miss marlia's bickering
i miss imbak's beer treats
i miss hakim's winks
i miss audrey's bitching
i DUN miss nadia's sense of "urgency" but i miss her singing

did i miss anyone.....(kenny who?)....juz faster come back la

iam so tired...gimme a hug plz

It's like I waited my whole life for this one night... and dance forever-ever-ever.

2008-10-05T11:28:00.001+08:00

A quick note for you guys;

THANKS for coming and devouring the tulang and guitar-heroing. Audrey proved she rocked better than Jem!! It was great catching up and listening to stories of bad hairdressers, bad hair experiences and new career directions.

I miss you all and it was a great get together. =D

Kenny, wish you were here. =))))

Till next time.

Love,
M

Marlsays "I have the ugliest name in the world. Why couldn't my parents call me Eden?"

2008-09-18T16:48:00.003+08:00

Penny and Me - Marlia

I love this song. I love the fact that it exudes, sunny days, driving down a long road, shades, smell of sand, slippers, wind in my hair.
I love the fact that you guys are my 'Penny'.

I love the fact that my world has grown smaller, cosier.

BUT I HATE THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO WAIT 5 BLOODY YEARS BEFORE I HAVE A HOUSE OF MY OWN THEN YOU GUYS CAN COME ANYTIME YOU WANT.

bloody cb.

But otherwise, I love the fact that I know what I want in the end. But the journey there takes an awfully long time.

P/S : I want to go to the most beautiful beach in the whole world.

I read this blog!

2008-09-15T16:59:00.000+08:00

Hello there,
It's me again. I know, I haven't been here very often.
Here's my update anyways... Let's cut to the chase. I'm leaving mah job this Friday. I realised that when you love something, don't compete with it. Writing in my company made me feel like I was maybe not good enough to be there. So, I worked hours and hours to be worth my pay. Does this make sense to anyone?

So yeah, this is what I've been up to, dearies. I can't be the only one right?

Don't get me wrong. I've been lucky to write for a living and I've enjoyed it a lot. I got to travel and I got to eat the most amazing things. But I'm starting to think that I have a new dream. Something bigger than just writing. Surviving life and taking care of my family.

Sound familiar to anyone? =)
Keep dreaming, Marlia.

Love you all,
Audrey

o hai.

2008-09-06T14:41:00.001+08:00

honestly, anyone still reading this???

and if so. KNN, update this mother!

i kissed a guy and i liked it?

2008-08-19T17:49:00.000+08:00

...

2008-08-18T17:58:00.001+08:00

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

hahhahahahahah

2008-08-15T21:37:00.000+08:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

080808

2008-08-08T16:43:00.001+08:00

Happy 23rd Jem!

Heart,
Marls, Bak & Kim

Viva La Vida

2008-08-01T16:52:00.000+08:00

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

Official 200th post!!!

2008-07-26T17:05:00.004+08:00

yay!! 200th post... think ill go take a look at the first few post and get sentimental...

anyway, not sure if youve seen this but i found this on the net.

-kenny

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WHAT I'VE LEARNED FROM WATCHING PORN

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect

penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist...(haha..jeremy your pornstar dreams are over)

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

what is up with her??

2008-07-21T14:27:00.000+08:00

mother never teach her how to say OF COURSE. -.-

i really just posted this cos i know kenny likes gold on black HAHAHAHAHAH

2008-07-19T22:44:00.001+08:00

a huge coke at novena for a 3oclock lunch.

when boredom strikes and a marker is in his hands.

his nike, MY new nikes.

check out my new feetwraps mannn. i mean, heels are orgasmic, i love heels as much as the next woman does; however NIKE sneakers make me go weak man. and smelling new shoes out of the box. ooooh i swear..

walked around vivo abit and then central. thought i heard thunder when it was actually fireworks. pah is it that time alreaddddyyy?? (okok i love singapore but i hate parades.)

thennnnn got home and i really really need my alcohol fix right about now.

Marlia says :

2008-07-11T14:34:00.001+08:00

Guess who's on my friendster. Proof that I'M NOT MARY HOPKINS!

And swooon. Just because I can swoon. hahaha.

click if you want to see the larger image.

COME ALREADY AHHH!

2008-07-07T16:29:00.001+08:00

HAHA

2008-07-07T13:53:00.000+08:00

BORED LUH

2008-07-05T13:18:00.003+08:00

Sentosa, Seletar, Stoned.

2008-06-30T12:56:00.004+08:00

...Sunday!

I'm always in front hahaha.

Luge!
(which I totally hated!)

HE brought the suntan oil! -.-

Jem building Casa Jemo, with an underground tunnel and moat to boot.

There's the moat.. which has become a reservoir.

Dinner Buffet at Silver Shell Cafe, Rasa Sentosa.
Damn....

He doesn't like the snapper much.

We went Seletar Dam afterwards.

Here's one for Mary Hopkins.

Imbak never looked this bad. -.-

Hakim as always.

EH EH EH NEW CAR EH!

Frisbee

Buffett

Park

SOME VIDEOS!
SEE YA!

no title

2008-06-26T14:46:00.000+08:00

ok so with my new car i think we've got a new found freedom. just last night, me, marl and hakim went all over singapore (well at least we covered half of singapore i think) on a night drive. we went to serangoon then to changi village for some supper and after that we headed to tanjong beach. I plan on going on these night drives often in the future so any of u guys who are interested can come join us. I promise u after that we'll smoke our lugs out and say..... "wa buey kin eh!" if that phrase has any meaning at all.

where oh where can you be?

2008-06-26T14:41:00.000+08:00

Where the fuck are my valo eb1.3?!?!?!?!?

this place is getting dusty

2008-06-23T15:49:00.002+08:00

photos of me being a retard during my company's dinner at silver shell cafe.

Dear Craigs,

2008-06-14T14:43:00.003+08:00

I hope this post reaches you in the best of health, How have you all been? Just a quick update on what I was up to recently.

On Friday, I went over to Jem's to prepare dinner. Before I did, I played a round of Scene it! with Jem, and I proudly say I dominated most of the rounds we had that day. HAHA.

I forgot to get a picture of the dinner I made but as you can tell from the pictures, I made Linguine in Alfredo sauce and honey chicken. The pictures bear 90 percent resemblance with mine, I swear!

We missed Kenny and Audrey in this dinner, but hey, we'll have more eh.

After a few more rounds of Scene it!, we called it a night and left Jem to do the dishes. HAHAHA. I literally spent a whole day with Jem and I reckon I could survive living with him, should the inevitable occur haha.

I miss us, guys. Haha. Remember when we were at Gardens' Coffee Bean and we were talking about living together, renting a place?

It will be cool if it actually happened.

See you all soon. Cheers.

P/s : Audrey, I'm so happy for your new job, though you could have told me and we could have gone for celebratory drinks or something!! But good for you anyhoos. Jem, PLEASE ANSWER YOUR MSGS OR CALLS NEXT TIME DONT LET ME THINK THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU! DONT BLAME ME FOR SCREAMING DOWN THE PHONE. -_-

P/PS : kenny, the only thing missing this dinner was your diabetic dessert! Hahaha.

<3,
Marls.

i fell on my bum today.

2008-06-10T15:10:00.001+08:00

place hands on bum instead. ouch.

Thanks Marls

2008-06-06T00:55:00.001+08:00

This babies are gonna be Sweeet

OS 2?

someone say K'bab?

2008-06-01T01:23:00.003+08:00

hey gang....

i just found this clip and i cant stop laughing everytime i hear it. enjoys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMqTKA8BxvE

ok back to study....

P.S how do i sign off as kenny??

Time for an...

2008-05-25T10:22:00.001+08:00

UPDATE.

ok now your turn.

Marlia is a Cam-Slut.

2008-05-21T11:05:00.002+08:00

SHOTS I FOUND TO MAKE ME DEPRESSED COS I FAT NOW. AND LASTLY, GUESS WHO??

Rocking My Earphones.

2008-05-07T13:28:00.002+08:00

Who - 5 o'clock heroes feat. agyness dean

Be Still My <3 - Postal Service

4 Minutes - Madonna, Justin Timberlake, Timbaland

www.urbandictionary.com

2008-05-04T01:50:00.003+08:00

Hi family, its been a long time huh. Sorry guys been ultra busy. heres a little laughs for u guys....

(courtesy of www.urbandictionary.com )
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1. Imran

A squid like creature who is found in the deepest of caves in the Indian Ocean. Some believe that Imran is a legend but countless eye witnesses proove this mystical creatures exsistance. His name can also be spelt Imern.

Imran likes to shugg and play billiards.
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2.	Nadia
	noun; meaning beautiful and stunning. Very sweet and caring girl. Often popular and has a lot of friends. WOW! Nadia is soooo hot!

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3.	Audrey
	Vagina and vulva which are unusually audible. Our neighbour Mrs C has the noisiest audrey that we've ever heard. There's a distinct squelching and slurping sound when she walks. She must have an enormous supply of beaver-spit! Fortunately, she's quite deaf - and, of course, people politely pretend not to notice. There should be a silencer or muffler available, which ladies with audreys could wear inside their pants.

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4 .	Natasha
	In Turkey, "Natasha" is a slang term meaning "prostitute". In particular, the word refers to Russian prostitutes. Let's get drunk and pick up some Natashas tonight.

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5.	Jeremy
	A type of bra strap. my chest is held up by Jeremy.

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6.	Kenny
	The foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. "Am I circumsized? No way! I've still got my Kenny."

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And my little contribution...

7.	The craigs
	A group of close friends brought together by one individuals illicit sexual misfortune. Often involving taking another persons hand and placing it over your pelvic region while waving the other hand wildly in the air in excitement.usually occurring during foam parties on remote islands. Also a dance move that can be done in a congo line. mambo sucks, lets do the craigs!

BOOOO.

2008-04-24T12:29:00.002+08:00

A bit overdue, but fucking hell, this woman is so confident. "Ingleski" my ass. HAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAH. FRICK-IN HILARIOUS.

(OK LA I WATCHED TOO MUCH WHITE CHICK RE-RUNS. AHAHA)

guide to pooping at work. =) no need to thank me.

2008-04-21T14:49:00.000+08:00

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

ESCAPEE.
Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE).
Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH.
Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME.
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER.
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN).
Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS.
Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR:
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH.
Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE.
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON.
Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET.
Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED.
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

FLY BY.
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

Chasing Pavements

2008-04-20T00:57:00.001+08:00

should i give up or should i just keep chasing pavements,
even if it leads no where, or would it be a waste
even if i knew my place should i leave it there?

i love this video, the play of shadows and the dancing, fits the chorus perfectly. =)

EXTRA! EXTRA!

2008-04-17T21:58:00.001+08:00

because i care.

KNNCCB

2008-04-14T21:22:00.001+08:00

everything is art to me la...PCBKNNCCBPPKPYSDL(papakaopunyasuadalam)

PEACE OUT

no air no air.

2008-04-13T20:56:00.002+08:00

i don't know what to update you guys on. hahaha.
jem, need to do hair and make up? i'll love to lug my irons, curlers and mac make up! HAHA.

ASSENSTION fellow Csraigs

2008-04-12T00:46:00.002+08:00

hey guys my exams are here...so iam gonna miss all of u all for 2 weeks la..Anyway iam planning a photoshoot for the craigs exclusively...WHich means U U U and yea U too..but no kenny...ill probably do it around May..i gotta book the studio(kenny's office) and get my hands on a SLR...iam planning to use this for my portfolio, but most of all something we can look and laugh at when we're 50 and iam married to marl's daughter.

I juz need u guys to find a plain white tee n plain black tee...and bring ur skates along also(act act abit can)..

Alrite guys
Jem out...

"i am not a glutton - i am an explorer of food"

2008-04-09T15:10:00.000+08:00

Intimate dinner, anyone?
Beijing’s Peking Duck Restaurant, run by the same family for five generations, has a seating capacity of 9,000 – nearly half the seating capacity of the entire MCI Center. No table is left unoccupied for more than a few minutes.

There is actually a term for the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth: “arachibutyrophobia.” Now try saying that with peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Hands off my chocolate stash, buddy.
- The Swiss lead the world in chocolate consumption per capita – roughly 22 lbs of chocolate per person per year. Americans eat roughly 10 lbs of chocolate per person per year.
- Chocolate was first manufactured in the U.S. in 1765 by the John Harmon Company.
- The country that produces the most cocoa? Africa.
- Dark chocolate may lower risk of heart disease for the same reason touted for red wine: each contain substantial amounts of flavonoid phenolics.
- Chocolate is 20% protein, 40% carbohydrate, and 40% fat.
- Cocoa beans were once used as currency in Mexico (used extensively in trade by native Indians).

There actually was a “Chef Boyardee,” an Italian immigrant who came to the U.S. in 1914 when he was 17 years old. (The Italian spelling of his name is actually “Boiardi.”) After working at New York’s Plaza Hotel, Boiardi moved to Cleveland, where customers asked for bottles of his spaghetti sauces to eat at home. Boiardi obliged, added cheeses and pasta to the sauces, and an industry was born. Next time you’re in the grocery and see cans of that now-slimy canned pasta, look for the Chef Boyardee picture – that’s him.

The National Soft Drink Association writes that soft drinks now account for nearly 30% of Americans’ beverage consumption. That is equivalent to more than 576 12-ounce servings per year, translating into more than 4,300 teaspoons of sugar. Now that’s just gross.

HUNGOVER.

2008-04-06T19:10:00.001+08:00

fuck laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i have work tomooooooooooooooo.

DRINKS WITH KIM AND IMR WAS SUPER FUN LA. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

2008-04-03T15:04:00.002+08:00

omg i ate too much and now i feel like puking and shitting to get all this feeling outtttt. doesn't help i have an appointment later at 4, which i conveniently forgot about and in a mad rush to get all my forms together, realised that i'm wearing sandals, which looks very nice but yet informal at the same time. i have a feeling i need to put formal clothes in my drawer at work so at least i can change into them when i have an appointment.
audrey came by my office yesterday to interview for the freelance writer job and yay! she got it. so imagine my relief when i saw her, i went like "finally a familiar face" i almost wanted to cry. the sheer stress of my work has gotten into my head and it's so tiring to put up a NATASHA face everytime i go to work (they all call me Nat. btw) and the Marlia that you all know is not for public use. HAHAHAH.
i miss you guys. i miss kenny the most, simply because he's so far away and australia is so lucky to have him lorrrr. kenny, faster come back la.. i need to whine about jem HAHAHHA.
i miss nad. msn conversations are not enough. i miss jem too. but yeah, ntu takes the best out of him.
seeing audrey made me realise how much i miss you guys la. DAMN.

and here i was, thinking i could do it alone.

BLAHHHH.

oh wells. it's friday tomo.

“A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.”

2008-04-01T16:28:00.003+08:00

Many people will walk in and out of your life,
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses much more;
He who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.
Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.

Friends, you and me…
You brought another friend…
And then there were 6…
We started our group… Our circle of friends…
And like that circle…
There is no beginning or end…

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift.

Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.

Dear Employee of Life

2008-03-27T19:02:00.002+08:00

Life Inc has taken note of your deep grievances and would like to hear more from you.

As a dear child of God, your rights to fresh air and the pursuit of happymeals is irrevocable. Everytime you hear the words, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH", please know that this is not a Godly download. Life Inc regrets the spate of brain spam that has hit all human meat heads of late. Our researchers tell us that it is a virus from and unknown but malicious source.

Thank you also for the submission of your academic results. However, we already have all data on you. The criteria for entrance to a victorious and highly successful life does not require the submission of these reports. We regret the social engineering you have suffered. Brain warp is widespread problem which we have been trying to counter.

To counter all problems listed in your letter, we recommend deep breathing and silence. You may experience hatred, anger, frustration and pain during your meditation. We recommend this mantra. Repeat after us:

I'm sorry
Please forgive me
I love you
Thank you

We understand your reasons for resigning. Free will allows you to do as you will but under the terms of your contract, you will still recieve all benefits. Unconditional love, everlasting life and an inheritance as overlord of birds of the air, creatures of the deep and animals of the kingdom. There is no compromise on these terms and wish you well in your future endeavours.

May absolute peace dwell in you,
Your annonymous pal.

The mis-adventure of Tee-Vee

2008-03-25T18:32:00.007+08:00

Currently the only form of art i have time for is doodling, it sucks but it will suffice for now.

night long, night long

2008-03-25T14:59:00.002+08:00

I'M NOW HERE. SEE YOU.

LOVE, marl.

Dear God, I hereby tender my resignation.

2008-03-23T16:23:00.005+08:00

I don't like to whine. Whiners make this annoying noise, and it irritates me as how ShimaShrieks irritate Jem. But now, in my head, I'm making this awful noise and it keeps on repeating the same words over and over. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH".I've had enough of being isolated, neglected and wishing I said the right things and the right time and shutting up at the stipulated time. I've had enough of feeling stupid; just because I'm Malay and I have 3 'O' level credits only. I do. I've had enough of being second class to him. I'm tired of being the only one who finally learns to cry without so much of a whimper, cry in front of everyone, and nobody notices. I wish I could say that this is my pms talking but it isn't. You think I don't want to be happy? I do. And that's the reason why I ACT like I'm happy. I act like I'm full of happiness and optimism that I could jolly well scoop the Most Happiest Singaporean in a snap. I act like nothing worries me and I act like I don't have any reason to be a rebel.

But I do have reasons, I have not a lost cause but a lot of cause to rebel. Against the world, against even God. I've suffered so much hatred and pain - I don't ever wish anyone to feel the same way- that it hurts to know that nobody appreciates, nobody says thank you for the hugs, despite the burden I carry around. I hate the fact that I have to endure lectures from people who barely know me, yet claim they do. I have every reason, every letter from my banks and advisors to tell you to shut up and that I know what I'm doing and it's none of your business, thank you. And the fact that I've gotten where I am without anybody's help except for him is something I'm tragically proud of.

I hate almost everything I see everyday, and the optimism in me is dying out. My words have grown lesser, when people ask me for my opinion now, I answer vaguely, most of the time, it comes out as "Whatever." What used to be the rationale advice given out of care and concern form my friends have succumbed to a lump of bullshit that I know they won't bother to listen anyway.

So today, I run. I will jog and run and turn myself away from the person I used to be. I have succumbed to the fact that I will never be that one person who smiles and have no worries.

Maybe one day, I'll run and never turn back.

i am feeling better.

Pre-party music fiesta

2008-03-20T14:58:00.001+08:00

Check this out!

One more fun fact for the road

2008-03-20T12:20:00.002+08:00

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Nothing rhymes with orange

2008-03-20T12:09:00.002+08:00

Hey threadless is having a SALE!

And in the spirit of Marlia's fun facts, here are a few for you.

1) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

2) "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

3) "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

4) The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

5) There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

6) There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

7) Audrey is a word nerd.

My pit crew

2008-03-18T13:52:00.002+08:00

I was doing some thinking a few days ago, and then the thought came to me. Hey if i had a gf, would she like come out with me every sat n sit there n watch me skate for hours. And then i realized marls and fish have always been there doing nothing while we have our fun. Well I say this weekend we do wat they wanna do, skating can wait till another day.

I declare every good friday "Friends appreciation day"

p.s. Aud try to make urself free on friday nite le

STBM Low
(soon to be minister)

The Top 25 Witty Things to Say to Your Doctor During a Pelvic or Prostate Exam

2008-03-18T13:42:00.000+08:00

25> "Take it easy, Doc -- you're boldly going where no man
has gone before."

24> "Hey, my chi is unblocking!"

23> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

22> "Can you hear me NOW?"

21> "Oh, boy! That was sphincteriffic!"

20> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head
is not, in fact, up there?"

19> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

18> "Smith, Corporal, 0291563!"

17> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

16> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
You do the Hokey Pokey..."

15> "Ever seen 'The Crying Game'?"

14> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

13> "Doc, wanna see my Ned Beatty impression?"

12> "I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning.
It smells like... victory!"

11> "Ever gut a squid?"

10> "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

9> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

8> "Does this gown make my cervix look fat?"

7> "Go slow, Doc -- I wanna learn how to do this for my friends."

6> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

5> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

4> "Say, Doc, how's about this time *I* get on top?"

3> "Sometimes, when you touch, the honesty's too much, and I
have to close my eyes and pee."

2> "Deflector shields: Down!"

1> "Get a camera! We can tell Ripley's Believe It or Not that
we're the most unusual Siamese twins EVER!"

Breathe.

2008-03-06T21:42:00.000+08:00

I got really angry today.

Mainly with people in general.

Ads Gone Wrong.

2008-03-05T14:47:00.001+08:00

1. The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?"

2. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea".

3. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux".

4. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the manure stick".

5. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since many people can't read.

6. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

7. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa).

10. Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "it takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate".

11. When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "it won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you". Instead, the company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant".

MEN

2008-03-04T16:06:00.001+08:00

1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.

2. Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.

3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already
there.

4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.

5. How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both
last about 60 seconds.

6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a
bikini.

7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.

9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.

11. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

12. If men got pregnant ....
Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available
in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the
Olympics?
He had it bronzed.

14. What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.

15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.

16. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."

17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?
Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"

19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of?
Dating children.

20. What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

22. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

23. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the
circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.

26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.

27. Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.

28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half
the time.

29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

For the sake of clearing the cobwebs.

2008-03-02T16:54:00.001+08:00

# Your sponge contains more bacteria than your toilet.

# 50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them.

# The biggest tapeworm ever found inside the human body was 35 metres long.

# Over your lifetime you will produce enough spit to fill a swimming pool.

# When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses.

# Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them.

# Parks in London are watered by more than one million gallons of dog urine every single year.

# If your head is chopped off, your brain will keep functioning for about 15 seconds!

# The Romans used crushed mouse brains as toothpaste.

# If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year.

# You don’t sweat evenly under each arm. Right-handed people sweat more under their left arm and it’s the right arm that gets sweatier for left-handed people.

I is watching for new developments

2008-02-28T17:45:00.003+08:00

Ok, enough is enough... I come here everyday and no one posts anything.

Am I whining? Yes, I'm whining. Nad, err... hi and ok, I won't go there.

I have no work! Marls, EVERYone is leaving the office. I mean like EVERYone, including the receptionist who is hearing impaired. I'm getting my resume ready and I'm coming to you. I think I might bring a lot of other peeps to you as well. Please help us get out of this oh great job informed one.

Jem and Imbak, when are you skating?

Love,

Audrey

PS: this is the new channel I'm watching: http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=ichannel&p=r

HAHAHA.

2008-02-24T16:32:00.002+08:00

Why I think Jem should throw away his XBOX. Click HERE.
Scary boy, come to think of it. =S

had an attack of a major tummy ache on Saturday.

how are you guys?

love - marl.

Articles.

2008-02-20T21:20:00.000+08:00

Been reading this and this.

Meet Marlia Natasha, Media Sales Consultant, JobsCentral.

2008-02-18T21:14:00.003+08:00

I had a great first day. Found out that 2 of my ex schoolmates are working in the same place. Great atmosphere. Helps that there's only 45 people working in the whole company.

Anybody needs a job lemme know. There's tons... even for internships too. I foresee myself being permanent there. My only gripe is that I have to literally climb a hill to go to the bus stop. And the morning crowd looks like a mosh pit.

The only significant thing I did today was signing up for Yahoo! messenger cos that's what everyone uses to communicate in the office. And shaking hands with 40 people.

Had a great first day. All my worries just melted away.

P/S : ending wasn't that good. reached home and had the worst headache of my life. if you all heard a moaning sound around 7ish pm today, it was probably me, moaning away. it was really really bad.

One of the last unbanned pleasures at work

2008-02-15T15:43:00.000+08:00

I just discovered this station.
It's AWESOME. http://www.xfm.co.uk/home.asp

I've just realised

2008-02-15T15:03:00.001+08:00

that scared and oppressed people are easier to control but confident, happy people are unstoppable.
Why the heck then do assholes do all they can to bully people into submission?

Life just got better with the new (and more outspoken) copywriter.

Everybody say 'cheese' coz this is a great moment for me.

ADDED!!!!!!!

2008-02-11T11:19:00.001+08:00

The only one where Kenny doesn't die.

2008-02-09T18:56:00.000+08:00

Marlia For President.

2008-02-09T14:54:00.001+08:00

I need help - Marls
Should we rename this blog?

No.
Yes, kennycomeback.blogspot.com
Yes, kennywho.blogspot.com
Yes, I will think of something later and put in on the tagboard.

what did they say?

its that time again...

2008-02-05T20:00:00.000+08:00

well its that time again, sadly its over just as it was beginning. Just as we started hitting the beach, lono-ing, planning dinners, its time to leave. Meeting up every weekend still doesnt feel enough.

Oh well, we've been through this before. Please take care of each other. I cant wait to come back again!!

Mr President - Kenny

I promise I won't cook

2008-02-05T18:35:00.000+08:00

Dear guys,
I'm not sure when you guys can come over for a Lunar New Year fest at my place. I'll try to arrange something.

At best we'll have a halal steamboat at my place. You do the cooking.

- Audrey

nice one aud.

2008-02-04T12:13:00.000+08:00

Everybody didn't want to leave the circle of trust, either they didn't want the night to end or no one was just brave enough to be the first to leave, LOL.

Kenny, we will miss you for the next ten months or so, we'll look forward to the day when you're back and it'll take you two months to lose the accent, haha. So, study hard bitch.

Guys, do you think we should change the domain name to www.kennysayideauh.blogspot.com??
hahaha.

Mark my words

2008-02-04T11:46:00.000+08:00

I'd marry Nad if I were Mark.
It's the sexy curls.

Simi Lang?

2008-02-04T11:35:00.001+08:00

Are you the president who's absconding to Australia?
Or are you the president that's got a behind the scene's rockstar career?
Maybe you're the president that went to watch a blue movie with the ex.
Hmmm... who you???

Anonymous Craig

2008-02-04T02:19:00.000+08:00

Thanks for meeting up for dinner guys.

- Mr President.

Hello!

2008-02-03T16:18:00.000+08:00

- Nadia

Someone commented on How to Grind and Die video.

2008-02-02T12:31:00.001+08:00

Click on image to enlarge. Apparently someone got offended when Jeremy said Bitch. HAHA.
btw, i removed the comment.

The way I am

2008-02-01T17:13:00.000+08:00

If you were falling, then I would catch you.
You need a light, I'd find a match.

Cuz I love the way you say good morning.
And you take me the way I am.

If you are chilly, here take my sweater.
Your head is aching, I'll make it better.

Cuz I love the way you call me baby.
And you take me the way I am.

I'd buy you Rogaine if you start losing all your hair.
Sew on patches to all you tear.

Cuz I love you more than I could ever promise.
And you take me the way I am.
You take me the way I am.
You take me the way I am.

Much love,
Audrey

Nicole Atkins - Maybe Tonight

2008-02-01T11:05:00.000+08:00