Wednesday, January 03, 2007

I'm singing the different tune, Melody!

The documentary makers called today and basically told me I had to act out a scene where I take Melody Chen, the host for the "Youth Heroes" (a programme series about extreme sports) to a hockey match.

A couple of things are wrong here and I need to question...

1) What has agressive inline have to do with hockey?
Ans: Absolutely nothing!

2) Why does a documentary involve me following a script?
Ans: Because it isn't a documentary.

3) Do they even know that extreme sports is all about not conforming to a certain ideal?
Ans: At this point I think they have no (add your own expletive in here) idea.

4) Why am I bending over backwards to accomodate them?
Ans: I dunnoe lah... maybe coz I feel sorry for the poor intern that is an innocent messenger.

5) Am I an A.Y. (angry/angsty youth)?
Ans: Aye! Aye!

The A.Y.,
Audrey