Life Inc has taken note of your deep grievances and would like to hear more from you.
As a dear child of God, your rights to fresh air and the pursuit of happymeals is irrevocable. Everytime you hear the words, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH", please know that this is not a Godly download. Life Inc regrets the spate of brain spam that has hit all human meat heads of late. Our researchers tell us that it is a virus from and unknown but malicious source.
Thank you also for the submission of your academic results. However, we already have all data on you. The criteria for entrance to a victorious and highly successful life does not require the submission of these reports. We regret the social engineering you have suffered. Brain warp is widespread problem which we have been trying to counter.
To counter all problems listed in your letter, we recommend deep breathing and silence. You may experience hatred, anger, frustration and pain during your meditation. We recommend this mantra. Repeat after us:
I'm sorry
Please forgive me
I love you
Thank you
We understand your reasons for resigning. Free will allows you to do as you will but under the terms of your contract, you will still recieve all benefits. Unconditional love, everlasting life and an inheritance as overlord of birds of the air, creatures of the deep and animals of the kingdom. There is no compromise on these terms and wish you well in your future endeavours.
May absolute peace dwell in you,
Your annonymous pal.