Sunday, May 04, 2008

www.urbandictionary.com

Hi family, its been a long time huh. Sorry guys been ultra busy. heres a little laughs for u guys....

(courtesy of www.urbandictionary.com )
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1. Imran

A squid like creature who is found in the deepest of caves in the Indian Ocean. Some believe that Imran is a legend but countless eye witnesses proove this mystical creatures exsistance. His name can also be spelt Imern.

Imran likes to shugg and play billiards.
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2.
Nadia



noun; meaning beautiful and stunning. Very sweet and caring girl. Often popular and has a lot of friends.
WOW!

Nadia is soooo hot!
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3.
Audrey



Vagina and vulva which are unusually audible.

Our neighbour Mrs C has the noisiest audrey that we've ever heard. There's a distinct squelching and slurping sound when she walks. She must have an enormous supply of beaver-spit! Fortunately, she's quite deaf - and, of course, people politely pretend not to notice. There should be a silencer or muffler available, which ladies with audreys could wear inside their pants.
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4 .


Natasha



In Turkey, "Natasha" is a slang term meaning "prostitute". In particular, the word refers to Russian prostitutes.

Let's get drunk and pick up some Natashas tonight.
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5.
Jeremy



A type of bra strap.

my chest is held up by Jeremy.
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6.
Kenny



The foreskin of the uncircumcised penis.

"Am I circumsized? No way! I've still got my Kenny."

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And my little contribution...


7.
The craigs



A group of close friends brought together by one individuals illicit sexual misfortune. Often involving taking another persons hand and placing it over your pelvic region while waving the other hand wildly in the air in excitement.usually occurring during foam parties on remote islands.

Also a dance move that can be done in a congo line.

mambo sucks, lets do the craigs!